Tri-Angle Video Reviews

Miduhyo Vers. 1
The first version takes place at a beach house of some sort hehe. This video is HILARIOUS, totally unintentionally. The shots are all so ridiculous, between Yoochun's car, and the basketball game, and the fricking fruit.
Every shot of Jaejoong is retarded, lol...and they are trying way too hard to be sexy, despite his uber femme hair. Minnie is so cute though! If very elfin (he has gigundo ears in some shots! lol). Xiah is also really cute, though this is so not my fave hair on him.
The most WTF part of this video, though, is THE FRUIT. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE FRUIT????
Rating: 3/5

Miduhyo Vers. 2
I wasn't sure if this one would be as ridiculous as the first; this one is set on a ... bridge? LOL. But it issssss bwahhaa. OMSK at the poses. I cannot handle it.
The Coca Cola bottle on Yoochun's piano is the WTF moment of this video.
And around 0:57, Yunho does this very odd low voice thing, and it literally looks like he burped or something lmao.
Rating: 3/5

Thanks to
I love the soft focus effect haha. And Jaejoong trying to hard to be ghetto with his hood, despite the femme hair. It's a nicer vid though haha. Less funny. It's kind of cute.
Rating: 3.5/5

Tri-Angle
OMSK, how can I ever commentate this video justice haha. It's so epic. The outfits, the hair! gah!
All I can say is you must watch it to appreciate it.
Besides BoA, who looks amazing, everyone looks ridiculous in this one. Jaejoong almost pulls his hair off...but in the end, I'm thinking it doesn't do much for me lol.
Rating: 4.5/5

Whatever They Say (AC)
Very amusing. The outfits are ridiculous, the water (???) on the floor is WTF, and the slow rise up to Jaejoong in the beginning is unnecessarily exciting to me. *flustered*
Rating: 3/5

Hug
ahh idk what to even say about this video lol. It's so ridiculous. Yoochun's shots are ... omsk lol. The shaving? The checking out in the mirror? THE LIPGLOSS OMG lol. bwah! And Changmin is way too adorable, with the cat. It's bordering on stupid. The slowmo intro is also...errr...
I'm murderously jealous of the b!tch who gets to hug Jaejoong.
Rating: 3.5/5

My Little Princess
guhhh the outfits are sooo bad. And the gorgeous Lee Yeon Hee doesn't even look that good in this vid. AND the mouth-music matching is horrendous. gahhh.
Changmin is really cute though. But he needs chapstick.
Rating: 3/5

My Little Princess (AC)
same outfits, and much of it is just from the original video. I like this vid a bit better though.
Rating: 3.5/5

The Way You Are
nice concept, hot girl who is a perfect match for all of the members. But, um...DBSK looks horrible in this vid. Not just the hair/outfits, which are deathly frightening. I mean, Jaejoong looks...BAD - as in, his face! Maybe he forgot his eyeliner or something
It says a lot, really, that I actually think Yoochun is best looking out of everyone in this video >_<. I even think his little laugh/smile near the end of it is kind of cute, shinki forbid!
But the absolute highlight of this video is Changmin. He looks SOOOO creepy in this one, with his psycho stalker stare. Seriously, that boy will haunt my dreams now, not in a good way lol.
Lee Yeon Hee looks absolutely gorgeous though, she makes this video worth watching.
And I'm sure many girls would kill to know Su's hair secret - that volume! whoa! how does he do it, that hair defies gravity! If not for the terrible hair/clothes, he would look ridiculously adorable when he puts his face in his hands and gets that confused pouty look.
It's a tragedy, really, that such a potentially EPIC EPIC EPIC video has to be ruined not by the video girl (as is often the case), but by usually gorgeous DBSK members :( Like, seriously, you can have no way of understanding how devastated I am that this video sucks as much as it does
Rating: 3/5


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